Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in Phil's LiveJournal:

Thursday, March 20th, 2003
12:44 am	my pet Peeve that drive me Evil and should pay There many things in life that I hate here some of them Teachers and Bullies- Teacher always use to say when Bullies picking on you and take your money there acting out but when teacher get muged it a criminal offense. No adult every ask to make freind with the mugger. No one ever sense OHHH that blade wielding crack head really just insecure and need a friend. Stand up to the drug cartel and you see thier more scared of you then you are of them. When you do fight back you get dentention. Granted fighting back for me was burning his house down...but still. List teacher if your going to ignore bullies like this gangs of New York please allow any host from all you hot Fabio- You know why Guys who wont hand you the cell phone but feel the need to have you catch it women who dont respect my OHHHHH FACE dressing rooms- No door on them anymore. Also the clerk keeps checking up on you. What you think I am making a tunnel just so I can steal some socks. That this some elaborit plan of mind to make a black market Sock trad (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 2nd, 2003
7:32 pm	Still looking Still looking for a Job...Mayber Rouge Vampire Hunter a guy who hunts rouge vampires. That would rock. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003
12:47 am	Here in Sunnydale ahhh here in Sunnydale. Need to get a job. I have been monitoring what was going on here for some time. I I even read the Journals. This got me asking something about this place. Something about this chacter For instance Spike- From what the spy cam could tell he a vampire. 1) You think Spike does the cool put on your jacket and cool walk thing whenver he goes out. What if he just going out to get a bag of skittles. I mean does he always feel the need to be cool Does he says "(lighting a cigaret)The big bad needs his skittles so he can get Shag and raise some Bloody hell. A good shagging feels the old Soul. You know I mean mate. When you shag a bird after you Killed a beastie" The clerk be all like "Just give me the 85 cents and get the %uck out of here" "Find then wanker" Does a cool spin and Geroge Jefferson walk as he leaves ) Is it true when women live together they get thier periods at the time because that would suck for the guys in the house 3) When The potentials parents some weird english guy saying they are the chosen one and they need to go into his vain and train does he every get peper sprayed 4) Shouldnt the cops be look for Andrew and Willow still. Especilly Andrew 5) Does Willow have dreams of the young slayer to be (kenndy) in a bat Tub of rose peddals like the guy from american beuty 6) How do they afford food. They should start hooking 7) what ever happen to the star wars van 8) The iniatve a bunch of slackers 9) if they ever need a quick get away . YOu know one where they need to hotwire a car. Will the slayer turn to wood think he would know hot to hotwire one (Comment on this)
12:43 am	moving Decided to move. It time to start new things. I am taking a portal to a place called Sunnydale. It a Town in an Alternate reality. When I worked with Doom he use to watch it because of all the magic activity. Some Scientist owe me some favors due to the Sue Storm nudes I gave him. He let me used his portal. Figured I can find work there (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003
1:11 pm	hi again sorry I've been gone so long. Was killed. Thanso done blew up the world again. Use the dinglberry of the omniver or some such thing to do it Lot of godlike artifacts laying around. Probally has the ark of the convident as a cup holder. Earth was brought back though like all ways. This like the 9th time the earth blew up. Getting kind of annoying really. Cant take go up for a cup of coffer without darkseid light blowing up the plant Fucking asshole (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 4th, 2003
4:03 am	moving Decided to broden my horizons. I been fired and I was upset. I spent all day in a run down motel watching Joe millionar. I was struck awake by the pure evil of this show. Struck awake by a show that would make Caligu shakes his head in shame I need to get work. All these cross over with differnt realties open a lot of doors I could work at Arkam- Easy going Job. They seem to not to mind crimminals escaping every day. They must have otis the 80 Year old Guard working there and bars made of cardboard Could be a stormtrooper. But being a storm trooper you never lived down getting your ass kick by the ewoks I could work for the devil but would have to hang out an Ozzy concerts spitting blood and stuff. Not my thing anyway put out my application Henchmen Phil Work cheap. Seek employment in the evil force. Talents- weapons evil laugh Evil snear Bows down fearfully when iron fist is wave at him Carry around a brick to take out the surfer Can knit dance type 300 words a minut Does evil power point Please reply No fatties (Comment on this)
Friday, January 31st, 2003
3:36 am	Got fired Got fired from my Job today. Apparely I helped Sue Storm escape. She use the old "I am attracted to you, help me with these ropes so we can make out trick". I kind of found it suspiciou that after attackin herm burning her housem threatening her family that she would still be into me. Something should of clicked in my head. Dang 5th time I fail for that trick. Then of course she kicked all our asses in "I am woman here me roar mode". So Doom blasted me out the country. I used to spit in his coffe anyway So I need a Job. Maybe go to a different multiver to find one. It is portals overwhere. Any advice (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 25th, 2003
11:32 pm	an Avatar my kingdom for an Avatar that fit my henchmen lifestly Why CURSE YOU RICHARDS dang I'm been hanging around doom to much here play some games while I get out of my moody feeling http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/ Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: the no avatar blues (Comment on this)
5:14 am	my head hurts Dr Doom talking about taking over the world again. He building a laser on top of the moon or some such nonsense. Reed broke it. Same old same Reed- You going down Doom- First We shall Dance...The dance of DEATH Reed- (taking his sword) That the Dance I know Well Got in a fight with thing. Tried to use a hostee snack cake on him but he beat me pretty badly. Not as bad as when I was a ninja. We had 1000's of us we all got our butt kicks by guys like Luke Cage. God damm embarrasing. Aunt may kicked out butts one time. He eventuly kicked them out but damm do I ache. Sure it easy for Doom to fight these guys but us henchmen get a rebok inprint in our prostate. No one ever think about the henchmen. Bastards Did get a Joke it. Reed was about to hit me with a vase and I said "NO that where Sue Storm keep your testicles". After I healed from the massive beating I laughed. Going to take a hot shower (Comment on this)
Friday, January 24th, 2003
6:13 pm	If I ruled the world If one is to go high on the villain ladder one must set goals for themselves. The goal for most villains is to rule the world. Sometimes when they get said goal they pull a thanos. They do this because they are now bored no challenges. They lose it to heroes because they get lazy. That why you must have goal ounce you take over the world. So I set some changes I would make if I took over the world No Girls behind the counter when your buying porn. Pretty darn embarrassing having a girl who look like Mary Poppins behind the counter when you’re buying Anal Bandits the musical. I mean minus well have a guy dress as Jesus behind the counter There will be a network that runs nothing but Reruns of "That’s my mamma". Dang that was a good show. She had sass boy Homeboys in outer Space would replace Firefly. The new Black scorpion will replace Angel, The riley show will replace Buffy, and crossing over in the Hood (conversations with dead rap stars) will replace Farscape. I do this to bring about the appocolye. SCI-fans will storm the net works in rage and burn it to the ground. All executives who green lighted when Animals attack will be torture. This may seem harsh but through the fire new network will rise. Networks that learn from the mistakes off the pass. Out of the suckiness of TV good show will RISE LIKE A PHOENIX. As a Reminder to not cross the light. A statue of Joss Whendon will be buit out of Human bones. It would be a statue of her holding Jon Edward serverd head like ummm... that Greek chick that cut off the king’s head Fabio will be smited because his long hair and man breast confuses the great Phil Sexuality Phil dare not ask that question about himself and there for Fabio shall be smited A girl shall put out with nasty skanky sex ...but it a way that respect them as women. After all they are our mother goddesses. Something to remember fellas hmmmmmm All fake breast will suddenly become real Fat people who where G-string will be shot No more Vagiana monologue. If I hear one more poem about how Some Girls Coochie is like the Flowing River Carrying the baby moses..I'm going to ^ucking snap Nudity will be allowed on Tv...accept for Janet Reno. If she ever goes nudes she will excited the wrath of THE GODS Movie prices will be cheaper. I shouldn’t pay 5 bucks for popcorn unless to sprinkle some crack on it Lines in motor vehicle place will be shorter. Only reason for a line to be that long is if JLO giving people oral sex at the end of it Rapper shall not thank God for making "I want to bust a cap in whities" a hit and if they do. The Virgin Mary shall bring a beat down on their punk asses Lap dances will be cheaper and the women will take change Prostitution will be legal Tenacious D will make a new Nation Anthem People will learn how to live hard and Rock while they’re in first grade The speed limit will be 100 and up We will have a flying car by 2004 Cloning will be illegal unless of course it a really Hot Chick Stacey kibler and the other WWF Divas will be mind The children will be safe for really it all about the children The Revolution WILL BE TELEVISE There will be an Indian Jones 4 and it better be green lighted and it production now Superman lives will be made Trish stratus will be Sumprem Ruler of Canada Current Mood: contemplative (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 23rd, 2003
4:01 am	Hi my name is Phil. Just Phil really. I decided to not give my last name because it will make me cool like Cher or something I got a job working for Dr Doom. He is what could be the world greatest villain. I was so pumped up joining him. It a really step up in evildom. Like my doctor says I must own my evil and be the best bad guy I can be. Well you know what. I join him and I not impress. I mean he kind of lame really. Sure he smart and all. He owns a country. But what kind of leader is he really. I mean how he expects the other countries to take him seriously as a leader. I mean he walks around in a cape and talk in the third person. You don't see George Bush walking around saying, "bah Sadame dare attack Bush, Bush will crush him, and how dare he think he can even measure up to my power. Bush shall crush you. The only reason he escapes me last time was because he was facing a Bush Bot. Quick build a giant Hyno beam. What you mean the country taxpayer won't pay billions of Dollars to build a hypno Ray, you dare question THE MIGHTY BUSH, DICK CHANEY. You were a thorn in Bush side for TO LONG. You make bush dripped sweaty with anger and Bush Swear the DICK WILL FALL TO THE SWEATY ANGRY BUSH. Also I hate the way he think like nothing his fault. Reed beat me it much be a doom Bot, lost to Luke cage, Doom bot. Doom didn't cum to fast you came to late bah. In the toilet Doom left a huge load that looks like a black midget Bah you should proud to have Doom Glorious log. Man he is an arrogant guy. Also when you look at how poor some of this country is, you got to think is it a good idea to give Silver Sable a big feast every time she comes over. I mean I can understand she hot an all. She number 2 on my to bang list. Wasp is number 1 because she makes me look big in comparison. Also you know what let me say something else about this so-called genius super villain does This place is riddles with traps. It is to stop people from invading his castle. What Mr. genius doesn't seem to understand is that we got to live here with all these traps. I don't think I'm out of line here but I should be able to go take piss without having to do a back flip over a buzzsaw. He says we should be able to live with the traps if we know where they are. That is easy for Mr. My suit can take a hit from the Hulk, to say Where suppose to read this blue print Got to cut this short. Doom curing Richard. I got to listen to him and say stuff likes "Your right doom. Ohhh Yes Doom the Fantastic four. Youz the man. Yes yes Lord Doom. Sue Storm will be yours". Also it no way he can compete with Richard when it come to girls. I mean when you competition can jump rope with his schlong, well it time to call it quits. He getting testy now I better go. Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: Grand Theft Auto-vice city (Comment on this)